Stole it frm New Paper, quite interesting...

Lessons from Hollywood:

1. It doesn't matter if u r heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack u one by one

2: Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement

3. All beds have special L shaped sheets that reach the armpit of a woman but only the waist of the man lying beside her

4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to over ride the communications system of any invading alien society

6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French loaf

7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at least half an hour to escape

8. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless u make the mistake of showing someone a picture of ur sweetheart back home

9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds

10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long

11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

12. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments

13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off, but luckily u'll blindly choose to cut the right wire at the last second

14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

=) quite true isn't it? haha, but i think its not juz hollywood, hongkong s'pore all same... hahaha.